• Conservative: American Conservatives are Christians.*  They believe that most social problems are caused by minorities and the underprivileged.  The main theme in Conservative ideology is that those with less wealth are lazy (and that all minorities are lazy).  If the Conservative is not wealthy, they believe the reason they are not wealthy is because other lazy people and minorities are the reason they are not wealthy.
• Moderate: A moderate is a person who is Conservative but also understands that Conservatives are racists, religious zealots and plutocrats.  They do not wish to self-identify with these concepts, because they find racists and robber barons to be repugnant, even though they ideologically support them.
• Liberal: An American Liberal is a person who enjoys wealth, but dislikes racism and religious bigotry more than a moderate.  They believe everything they do should make them look good, socially, as long as they do not have to make any major compromises in their personal lives.
• “Liberal” is also a pejorative term for Conservatives:  When used, it dismisses everything a person states on the grounds that they are too compassionate to understand the benefits of unfettered greed.
• Communist: In America, there are two kinds of Communists:  Stalin and Castro.
• Socialist: A Socialist in America is any person that believes society and/or government should help anyone; except when they benefit Conservatives – all other forms of government aid are ‘Socialist.’
• Republican: Republicans are Conservatives that believe, because Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, they can say whatever they wish about other people; much in the way Liberals claim having a Black friend proves they are not a racist.
• Democrat: These are Conservatives that think Liberals look nicer than Conservatives.
• Libertarian: Libertarians encompass a wide range of ideologies.  Most of them involve having a gun rack in the home and automobile.  Libertarians believe that all White people should be allowed to do whatever they wish.
• Independent: These are Republicans and Democrats that think both Liberals and Conservatives look foolish.
• Tea Party Movement: Inspired by the Boston Tea Party revolt against Royal British tariffs on tea, these people are British Loyalists who support Monarchy and will fight to the very end to defend their wealthy bosses.
• Immigrants: Anyone who is not White and Christian.
• *Christians: Anyone that claims to pray to Jesus, but behaves properly in public.
• Jews: This group of persecuted people are only supporters of Israel in America.  An American Jew is one that does not openly chastise Christians or Israel.
• Muslims: Usually of Persian or Arabic descent, these people not only read the wrong Bible, but spell God’s name improperly.
• Secular: “Satanic”
• Evolutionary Theory: Just a ‘theory,’ that, although stands up against the rigor of science, is just as valid as pixies, unicorns, and leprechauns.
• Creationism: (Or Intelligent Design)  Just a theory, that, although it does not stand up against the rigor of science, is more valid than pixies, unicorns, and leprechauns.
• Drugs: Chemicals that alter the mind or body, that are not predominantly used by wealthy, white people and are sold on the streets.
• Pharmaceuticals: Chemicals that alter the mind or body, that are predominantly used by wealthy, white people and are sold in stores and on the streets.
• Business: Anything that turns a profit for White Christians and the minorities that accept White Christian dominance.
• Crime: What happens when minorities do ‘business.’
• Special Interests: Groups and lobbyists that have a political agenda and spend inordinate amounts of money convincing politicians to vote in their favor.  Majority of Special Interests involve Business.
• Lobbyist: Retired Democrats and Republicans that enjoy buying yachts and expensive clothing.
• Unions: Special interests for ‘the help.’
• Cartels: Surprisingly, these do not exist in America.  [Sometimes, cartels refer to drug dealers in Central and South America.]
• Labor: Minorities that are employed (either legally or illegally).
• Middle Class: Everyone in America (sometimes excluding minorities).
• Family Values: The desire to make everyone else live their personal lives in direct contradiction to the ways in which Conservatives act privately.  Family values include:  monogamous heterosexual relations with a spouse, going to Church, giving money to Church, not using ‘bad words’ and abstaining from all illegal drugs.  (It is important to note that those who espouse ‘Family Values” never behave this way, it is only the desire to force others to behave this way.  Possibly to make their deviant behavior more  titillating.)

Anything to add?  Feel free.  I will be redefining this list in the very near future.  It was really just a smattering of ideas at the present.  Hopefully this will help foreigners understand the American political dialogue a bit better.

I have been working on a style for the site, but I have not yet decided on what to do about these ads.  Obviously, I am not going to run advertisements for the very organizations I am contemptuous of in the first place.

Also, I think it is interesting that there was so much animosity toward the Obama campaign being “grassroots” and now the Right is throwing big bucks into their “grassroots” campaigns.  There are ads about “taking back American” and “Fighting Socialism” popping up from Adsense quite frequently.

I was able to block the Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter ads as well as the Tea Party propaganda and Conservative pollsters, but it is getting to be too much.

I do think it is funny.  The Tea Party Movement is using a lot of tactics from the Free Speech Movement and Socialist/Communist movements that were developed in the 1960s.  Now they are using Obama Campaign tactics.
Maybe they will also start caring about the less wealthy, non-aristocratic, less conforming people who also live in their country and contribute to the nation.
I know… they are just using the political tactics, none of the ideology.  One can still hope.

In the meantime, I’m working on ao solution for these ads.  If I do not come up with one, I will just take them all down and have to go without my $3 a year generated from ad placements.

If there is any polity in the world that should be ideal for Marxist ideology, it is the United States. Is it because of the proposed socialized health care, like many on the New Right claim?  No.  Is it because of extended government control of the private sector?  No.  Is it because of entitlement programs controlled by the government?  No.  It is precisely the opposite.

Any true Marxist has to acknowledge that Marx did not claim to be a leader, nor did he claim to actually have a solution.  Rather, Marx foresaw a solution.  He claimed to want better treatment for laborers during the Industrial Revolution.  What Marx had foreseen was a society in which there was no more class separation.  No more need for “have’s” and “have not’s.”

Marxist ideology states that human society progresses in phases.  In these phases, Marx foresaw Capitalism growing out of Feudalism.  From Capitalism, he saw Socialism emerge and then finally a Communist State.  I typically contend that the problem in contemporary “Communist” states is the skipping of steps.  They went from pre-Industrial to Socialist, and skip the Capitalist stage.  There is no doubt that contemporary America is a Capitalist state.  What comes from Capitalism is the expansion of capital.  As business grows, it develops a monopoly.  As monopolies expand, the rich become wealthier and labor becomes more laborious.  The reason the Capitalist stage is critical, is because education is needed for labor to continue to be productive.  Although part of that education is propaganda to keep the proletariat under control, knowledge is also imparted on how to utilize capital.  Especially as Capitalism reaches the end phase and has no more room to expand.  The only way to continue to amass capital is by making the proletariat produce more.

This is where America becomes the Marxist ideal.  The wealthy in the United States are becoming wealthier.  The poor are becoming poorer.  And many Americans seriously object to social welfare programs.  The “welfare state” in Europe has keep the proletariat content enough to not want to destroy the system.  Many Europeans are quite happy with their tax money utilized to provide them health care, social services, and infrastructure.  Without discontent, there will be no overthrow of the top 1 percent.

The denial of social programs by the American society is already leading to immense discontent.  As people are unable to realize the “American dream,” they are becoming more discontented.  This comes on top of the high rates of internet use, and flow of information.  As the people become more proficient in learning how the system works, they need the Elites much less.  Keynesian economic levers would simply alleviate social suffering temporarily, but not change the system. There has been no change of power in Europe.  The Monarchy is still in power in England.  They even have a Labour Party with considerable weight in the Parliament.  Is it a coincidence?

The major hindrance to the realization of Marxism in the United States (and the world) is the failure of the proletariat (as a whole) to see the reality of the world around them.  Once people begin to learn a few things, the support for the old guard will begin to crumble.  It seems pretty obvious that people will begin to question the order of society as unemployment stays high and income levels stay low.  What they will realize is the following:

• It has not “always been this way.” As Lukacs mentions in History and Class Consciousness, many proletariat are convinced that the present day capitalist system is “the way it has always been.”  Almost as if there is some natural order to commercialism.  Most people do not even understand that the concept of “private property” is relatively new.
• The opposite of “private property” is not “poverty.” There is a wide range of options, that once people realize, they may learn to have disdain for private property.  Just because everything is not “your’s” does not mean other people can just take everything from you.
• We are social creatures and need to live together. In this vein, we have to share.  We have to cooperate and compromise.  The alternative to this is solitary existence, which homo sapiens sapiens cannot endure.  (Studies have shown, without human contact, a child’s brain cannot fully develop.)
• Those in power are concerned about more than “just money.”  They are in control. The top 1% control the bottom 80%.  They do not want your money.  What can they do with more money?  They want to control you.  They know we need to live in communities, but they are in control of the communities.  The people you are arguing with over what to do on immigration issues are in no more control of you than you are of yourself.

There are more factors, but that is good enough.

These realizations will not come as long as people are content.  There is an ancient African proverb which states:

“The fat slave will claim he is free.”

If governments and the Elite continue to give pittance to the proletariat, the proletariat will not even recognize that they are proletariat.  They will continue to support those in power.  You see this constantly in America.  As we left the Industrial Age and entered the Consumer Age, you see people making basic wages, working long hours to buy expensive products, many of which are designed to cause more consumption.

Dolce & Gabana, Coach, Lucky Brand, Sony, Ferrari, BMW, Porsche, Lexus, Prada, Fendi – all common words in American vernacular.  Yet, only 1% of the entire nation has over 70% of the wealth, with 19% under them obtaining another 15%.  So, what are the 80% doing?  They are consuming these “designer” products… and if they see their peers with a designer product, they are convinced they want the product as well.  And they are HAPPY to spend so much on these products.  Americans tend to believe they cannot be happy without these things.

This is not to say other industrialized nations do not do their fair share of consumption.  They do.  But they also have high taxes and social programs.  They do not have wants and desire far beyond their means like the average American.  (I’m going to move on before I digress into an anti-Consumer culture tirade.)  Europeans are pretty happy with the systems they have, and the social programs afforded to them.

In the United States, the President proposed Universal Health Care and people marched on the nations capital with loaded weapons.  This is good for Marxism.  The more people see the wealthy getting good medical care, and the working class dying without it, the more likely they are to question if there is another way.

Of course, there is a concern in this.  A very cautionary tale.  When people begin to question the way things are and look for an alternative, there is a “third way.”  This is Fascism.  It is a way to look for a new “way” without tearing everything down.  We can still have people at the top making decisions, but the people will be happy.  And then you have advocates like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, which pretty much state that “too much learnin’ ain’t good.”  If the elite lose power and people like these two are in charge, we would likely be much worse off.

So, the next time you get mad at a Senator for not wanting to extend unemployment because he might miss his basketball game, remind yourself that his actions are GOOD for Marxism.  The next time you are angry that the government failed to regulate an industry that leads to a massive catastrophe (BP Gulf Oil Spill, collapsing mines), remind yourself, this is GOOD for Marxism.  The next time a Congressman or political leader wants to regulate people’s personal lives on a moral basis, and is caught having homosexual sex with a male prostitute, remind yourself this is GOOD for Marxism.

When a country has a government that keeps its people healthy and happy, they are unlikely to question the “natural order.”

A fat slave will think he is free, until he cannot get another KFC Double Down… and will want to know why he cannot have it.

Here are a few books related to the subject:

In America, we know that “gay marriage” is a terrible thing.  We have to ban it.  This “sacred institution” needs to be preserved.  We need this institution.  It was started as a means to subjugate women.  What could be more important?  First we let gay people get married, and then we have to figure out: Who is the husband?  Which one owns the other one?  Who gets to take most of the money in the divorce? We might even have to make wedding cakes with two brides on the top.

Sex with goats. That has a lot of gray area.  Florida recently failed to ban beastiality, and it is a good thing too.  I mean, how do we know if the animal is consenting or not?  Do not let this cloud your judgment, though.  If men like having sex with men, it does not matter if it is consensual.  They need to do it the good, old fashioned way:  In a sleazy hotel with a lot of crystal meth, preferably with a male hooker or employee.  If you are in a hurry, you could always just jerk each other off in the restroom.  But to actually live with someone that you love and share in their life is unacceptable if you are the same gender.  (Gay women should not be allowed to marry, but we don’t want to talk about it too much, because all the straight men will get erections thinking about it, although, lesbians never have mullets and skull tattoos in heterosexual lesbian fantasies.)

These are important issues, not like the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.  The Governor of Texas let us know that the oil spill was “God’s will” and that “nothing could have been done about it.” When I farted in the elevator last week, that was God’s will, too.  Hurricane Katrina was also God’s will.  And the Earthquake in Haiti was “God’s will.”  This is not important.  What is important is covering up the cartoon breast on the seal of the State of Virginia.  This is a much more pressing issue then the coal mines that collapsed next door.  The State of Virginia is also currently celebrating their loss in the War of Northern Aggression.  They do not want to be concerned with trivial issues like slavery, but want to delve into the spirit of what caused them to lose the war against the United States government and be forced to have a tit on their state seal.

People from Mexico coming into the United States has nothing to do with “God.”  Illegal immigrants are another big issue.  Everyone is concerned.  The people on the Right are so outraged that Mexican children are working in the fields and building their houses with no workplace standards, they want to enact an Apartheid system.  Apparently, it is much easier to get a nanny from China or Africa and beat her into submission, because she can’t just leave.  The people on the Left are all worked up about illegal immigration, too.  They claim that “no one is illegal” even when they are not legal.  Everyone has a very strong stance on the issue and are consumed with the details so much that they don’t have time to actually look at what is going on in Mexico.  While the drug cartels are assassinating the entire government of Mexico, we have so much to worry about, like sex with goats, gay marriages, and abortion.

The abortion issue is currently a big deal because of Universal Healthcare.  Apparently, the President passed a bill that provides Universal Healthcare.  This is terrible.  It is so terrible, that people logically loaded their guns and marched on National and State capitals.  (I know that it shouldn’t even need to be said.  Whenever I think about healthcare, my first response is to load my assault rifle.)  These people know what is really going on, the things that are not written anywhere.  They can read between the lines:

First we let gays marry, and then we give poor people preventative healthcare, and the slippery slope starts… next thing you know, everyone is being forced into gay marriages and Communist death panels start deciding who is getting a gay  abortion.  Meanwhile, God is dumping oil along the coastline, so you have to have sex with your goats farther inland… no animal sex on the beach.

We also have a Black President with a funny name.  This means he is a follower of Marx, a Muslim, a Communist, a Black Nationalist, a Socialist, the Anti-Christ, a Zionist and a black Stalin/Mao/Castro.  He is NOT, under any circumstances Se Seko Mobutu.  Mobutu may have caused the death of half a million people a year, but he was not a Communist and all of those people were Black Africans, so they were probably going to die in a year or so anyway.  (We all know that is all that happens in Africa… people kill each other, or get a disease, and die – while the noble animals are all sitting around discussing important issues, like what people to have sex with and not letting gay animals have married abortions.)  This Communist President bailed out private automotive industries to help them keep people employed.  He also bailed out banks and financial institutions.  He did not nationalize these institutions, because he does not want to show his hand yet… the Communist Conspiracy of Kenya.

In case you haven’t heard, not only is our Black President with a funny name a Communist Muslim, he also is not a US Citizen.  He has a birth certificate, but it is fake.  Well, he won’t pass it around so everyone can see it, so he must be lying.  We know this because every past President has not had a funny name or a brown complexion, so they didn’t have to show us their birth certificate.  And yeah, its a plan by Kenya.  Kenya and the United States have had this conspiracy to overthrow American Democracy for at least 48 years.  (Even though Kenya was part of England 48 years ago.)  Kenya’s resentments against America are most likely due to the American dependence on coffee.

One more detail about President Obama: He is not qualified to be the President, even though he has a J.D. from Havard in Constitutional Law and was a Constitutional law professor, he does not understand the Constitution as well as the average customer at WalMart.  Even though most Americans have never even read the Constitution, or have no idea what an amicus curiae is, they know he has not clue about how the United States should be run.  Also, he may have been the Senator of Illinois, but Sarah Palin would do a much better job.  She was the Governor of Alaska.  Well, she left being Governor, because her $125,000 a year salary wasn’t enough.  She now makes $12 million a year.  President Obama quit being a Senator for much less money, just to become the President.  This makes Sarah Palin much more noble, intelligent and capable than President Obama.  Also, Sarah Palin took some Political Science classes in the several universities she attended to get her Bachelor’s in Journalism.

These are the people who want to defend the Constitution, they are noble and loyal Americans.  They want to “return to what made America great.” This, apparently, means that they want to go back to World War II.  One of their cult of personality leaders, Sarah Palin, is doing everything she can to make this happen… as soon as she can figure out where Iran is on the map, she wants to attack it.  Nothing will help the national economy more than producing more weapons… because, although we are using drones to blow up people in Iraq and Afghanistan, the only way to prevent more acts of terrorism against Americans is to destabilize more countries.  We are going to blow up cities around the world until no one hates the United States anymore.

And we also know that environmental policy is a conspiracy to destabilize the American government.  Even though evidence shows the contrary, according to George Will, windmill are a conspiracy against birds.  Cars might kill more birds than windmills, but the death by windmill is very dishonorable for a bird… they cannot die with honor for their families unless they fly full speed into a window and break their neck.  That is the only dignity the flying fowl knows.  (And the flying cats will be quick to swoop in there and mock them.)

So, we have this Black President with a funny name that is a Marxist, Communist, Nazi, Kenyan, Muslim, Atheist, Terrorist.  We have God dumping oil on our coastline.  Gay people are trying to get married and force poor people to receive healthcare.  Everyone is getting an abortion.  Sex with animals is in jeopardy.  There is a bare tit on the state seal of Virginia.  Illegal aliens are flooding Arizona… and pretty soon the aliens will start making zombies and the National Guard will be forced to use solar powered bullets to stop them, while killing birds in the most dishonorable way.

The TRUE PATRIOTS know what is going on.  They keep having these Tea Parties, because they want to go back to when America was part of England, and a member of one of the largest Empires in human history – WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT! We all know how much the British love tea… and the Tories took a large section of Parliament back… maybe if we have enough Tea Parties in the US, England’s Tories will let us come back as a colony, and we can join the National Front in fighting the Great Kenyan Conspiracy.

Next week, I will explore the Leprechaun stockpiles of gold that are destroying the stock market and how they are working with the pixies and faeries to use finance capitalism to subjugate everyone’s freedom from Unicorns and bridge trolls.