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The Facial Hair Handbook

The Facial Hair Handbook written by Jack Passion: author, musician, and world beard champion.

I’m not saying this book will change your life.  But, this book will change your life! Get your copy of The Facial Hair Handbook now!

Some people believe a book is just pieces of paper, marked with ink and bound in one volume.  That is sometimes true.  I happened upon a copy of Twilight in the drug store one day . . . and really, it was just text on pages.  After an incomplete sentence and two misspelled words, I put it back.

Other times, there are books that can change your life.  Who needs Dianetics when you can have The Facial Hair Handbook?  This is a must have for everyone.  Ladies, don’t have a beard: that is just fine.  You can just get this book for the cover and the eloquent prose within it.  (Ladies:  If you do have a beard, you might want to shave it.)  Men, if you do not have a beard, you might some day, you need this book!

Don’t believe me?  Just look at what others have to say about The Facial Hair Handbook:

The guy’s got swagger in spades…and that attitude comes through on the pages. That makes the book a fun read – even if your aspirations for facial adornment never move beyond the milk-mustache phase.
– LA Times

I recommend every man have two things: A beard and this book.
– Phil Olsen, Captain of Beard Team USA

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